I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have no time for television, golf, or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.
I like to tweet the lies of racist grievances historical
When Russian ties are mentioned I deny them categorical
I do not feel the sting of words because I am avenious
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius!
I throw the finest tantrums; I'm repetitive and furious
When CNN airs anything too screwy to be spurious
My crooked doctor tells me I'm a paragon of sanity
And if you don't believe him, you can always ask Sean Hannity...
My speeches are the best: I am the best at slurred meandering
Between extremes of bullying and sychophantic pandering:
If you're not counting Nero and forget who Mussolini is,
I never had an equal as a bigly #stable genius!
6 comments:
I don't mean this praise to seem excessive or extrenious (sic)
But whoever wrote these verses is a genius
You or someone else, Mr. Simels?
J. Lag
It wasn’t me, and nobody seems. to know who.
But yes — genius.
Probably some frustrated Russian poet... :-)
J. Lag
...Or Colbert, Stephen Colbert.
J. Lag
Appears to be a group effort, started by an amusing fellow named Bob:
https://twitter.com/huntthesnark
Big Yay!
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